Post by Geordie on Jun 2, 2012 9:09:58 GMT -5
What you have all been waiting for!!!.......It's TIME!!!
This is.........ROCKY BALBOA!!!
Over to your commentators...Chuck Itchy and Hank Scratchy....
CHUCK: " Hello and welcome folks for what promises to be one of the biggest and most talked about events of all time! I'm Chuck Itchy and sitting alongside me is thee man himself Hank Sratchy, hey Hank, over to you ".
Hank: " Thanks Chuck, hey folks, what an event we have here! The man himself 'The Italian Stallion' Rocky Balboa is back once again for this much anticipated rematch against 'The Siberian Express' Ivan Drago!!!!!, woo hoo!! Chuck i can hardly contain my excitement! ".
Chuck: " That's right Hank, i can hardly contain myself either! What a match-up, what a fight this is going to be! And in exactly five days time we will see who reigns in this battle of the legend's! "
Hank: " And what an arena we have to host this unbelievable bout Chuck, the Gallery of Legends Superdome!!! YEEE HAAA!! "
Chuck: " Oh yes what a venue we have here! But, Hank, do you really think Rocky has a chance this time against what can only be described as a 'mountain' of a man?
Hank: " Well your right there, he is one hell of a machine, someone who i would certainly not want to bump into in a dark alley that's for sure ha he!! "
Chuck: " Wooo no way ha ha, this will have to be a super-human effort from Balboa this time around. "
" Ok folks, we do have some information regarding the next five day's on the build-up to this amazing fight. "
" Over the next five day's Rocky Balboa and his entourage will visit towns near and far to promote the fight, he will take in the beautiful sights, sample some exquisite food and stay in the best hotels. Then he will give the Mayor tickets to the big fight for citizens all across their town!! and wait for it....these tickets are actually printed as DOLLAR BILLS!!! Ha ha what a gesture from the 'Italian Stallion' eh Hank? "
HANK: " It's unbelievable Chuck, what a great guy!!, but the best is yet to come!! Rocky has given the chance to every Mayor to enter their town in........'Rocky's Bonanza Sweepstake'!!! All you have to do is post a 'count me in' on the website MYTOWN2.NET, on the Rocky Balboa thread to have a chance of winning!!!!! UURREEEEKKAAA!!!....(cough, gasp,) hey Chuck,(cough) can you take over? i'm feeling a lil' woozie here ".
CHUCK: " Woah, are you ok Hank??........Sorry folks, Hank is just being helped from the floor right now....Ok lets carry on. That's right people, a simple 'count me in' is all you need to do. There will be prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th place. All entrants will be added to a list and then drawn at random by Rocky himself on Wednesday, the night of the fight. Rocky will then announce the winners LIVE after the fight, win, lose or draw ".
" Prizes are as follows ":
1st: $2500
2nd: $2000
3rd: $1500
4th: $1000
5th: $500
CHUCK: " Right folks, good luck with 'Rocky's Bonanza Sweepstake' and remember, if Rocky visits your town, give him a reception he will never forget!! I'm Chuck Itchy and goodbye for now ".
" See you at the BIG FIGHT LIVE!!! "
This is.........ROCKY BALBOA!!!
Over to your commentators...Chuck Itchy and Hank Scratchy....
CHUCK: " Hello and welcome folks for what promises to be one of the biggest and most talked about events of all time! I'm Chuck Itchy and sitting alongside me is thee man himself Hank Sratchy, hey Hank, over to you ".
Hank: " Thanks Chuck, hey folks, what an event we have here! The man himself 'The Italian Stallion' Rocky Balboa is back once again for this much anticipated rematch against 'The Siberian Express' Ivan Drago!!!!!, woo hoo!! Chuck i can hardly contain my excitement! ".
Chuck: " That's right Hank, i can hardly contain myself either! What a match-up, what a fight this is going to be! And in exactly five days time we will see who reigns in this battle of the legend's! "
Hank: " And what an arena we have to host this unbelievable bout Chuck, the Gallery of Legends Superdome!!! YEEE HAAA!! "
Chuck: " Oh yes what a venue we have here! But, Hank, do you really think Rocky has a chance this time against what can only be described as a 'mountain' of a man?
Hank: " Well your right there, he is one hell of a machine, someone who i would certainly not want to bump into in a dark alley that's for sure ha he!! "
Chuck: " Wooo no way ha ha, this will have to be a super-human effort from Balboa this time around. "
" Ok folks, we do have some information regarding the next five day's on the build-up to this amazing fight. "
" Over the next five day's Rocky Balboa and his entourage will visit towns near and far to promote the fight, he will take in the beautiful sights, sample some exquisite food and stay in the best hotels. Then he will give the Mayor tickets to the big fight for citizens all across their town!! and wait for it....these tickets are actually printed as DOLLAR BILLS!!! Ha ha what a gesture from the 'Italian Stallion' eh Hank? "
HANK: " It's unbelievable Chuck, what a great guy!!, but the best is yet to come!! Rocky has given the chance to every Mayor to enter their town in........'Rocky's Bonanza Sweepstake'!!! All you have to do is post a 'count me in' on the website MYTOWN2.NET, on the Rocky Balboa thread to have a chance of winning!!!!! UURREEEEKKAAA!!!....(cough, gasp,) hey Chuck,(cough) can you take over? i'm feeling a lil' woozie here ".
CHUCK: " Woah, are you ok Hank??........Sorry folks, Hank is just being helped from the floor right now....Ok lets carry on. That's right people, a simple 'count me in' is all you need to do. There will be prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th place. All entrants will be added to a list and then drawn at random by Rocky himself on Wednesday, the night of the fight. Rocky will then announce the winners LIVE after the fight, win, lose or draw ".
" Prizes are as follows ":
1st: $2500
2nd: $2000
3rd: $1500
4th: $1000
5th: $500
CHUCK: " Right folks, good luck with 'Rocky's Bonanza Sweepstake' and remember, if Rocky visits your town, give him a reception he will never forget!! I'm Chuck Itchy and goodbye for now ".
" See you at the BIG FIGHT LIVE!!! "
will come visit soon .... 
