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Post by chocofan on May 18, 2012 7:58:42 GMT -5
"Jerry, my Ingenuous fetish for winding Yarn around Mooses' antlers while eating cAndy, Chocolate and Chilli in My Town, Geordieland, under the watchful eye of my Archangel and 3cats in March, has made me Pooyorkshitty" I love it. Clever. |
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Post by Moon on May 18, 2012 8:23:13 GMT -5
Next on Jerry: Happy Mothers Day...or Fathers day!?!?
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Post by ingenuousca on May 18, 2012 9:05:26 GMT -5
"Jerry, my Ingenuous fetish for winding Yarn around Mooses' antlers while eating cAndy, Chocolate and Chilli in My Town, Geordieland, under the watchful eye of my Archangel and 3cats in March, has made me Pooyorkshitty" Awesome!!! Exalted! |
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Post by nen on May 18, 2012 10:06:23 GMT -5
Don't think I can surpass any of the above but here's my lame attempt at a show.
Coming up on the next Jerry Springer... My parents didn't love me enough to rescue me from the climbing wall. One boy's harrowing tale of hanging from the climbing wall for the last few months while his naturist dad "hung out" at the Hot Springs and his mother scraped a living at the Playbunny Mansion using her specialist talent of bouncing.
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Post by suttontown on May 18, 2012 10:20:25 GMT -5
On the next Springer...
Bond girls tell all! Find out the Real story behind the "Blue Star Scandal!"
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Post by shellhead on May 18, 2012 10:21:58 GMT -5
Why I'm Dating My Mother.....  |
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Post by Solsville on May 18, 2012 10:29:44 GMT -5
"I slept with Santa" Cupid: Matchmaker or Hollywood Pimp? Where are They Now? - We talk to "cop" from The Village People. Plus...
Madonna overheard telling her daughter, "Go fly a kite!" All on the next JERRY SPRINGER SHOW!
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Post by sunshine on May 18, 2012 11:12:09 GMT -5
You guys are too good with this! I am going to try....Why is the village cop still wandering aimlessly after being run over but Godfather a gazillion times?
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Post by Big Bridge 59 on May 18, 2012 11:47:09 GMT -5
On the next Jerry Springer show....."The First and Only Nose to Nose Q/A Showdown Between MT2 Audience and Between Booyah's CEO/Designers"........Topic: More land and warehouse storage.
***********NOTE**********
The shooting of this episode will be filmed at a neutral location. It will be filmed in the beautiful Shawnee National Forest. The local hospital is 3 mi. away, a army base 10 up the road, & the sheriff's dept is 1 mile away.....( just in case being covered on both ends).
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Post by nen on May 18, 2012 12:46:24 GMT -5
Thanks for the franchises Jerry!
Chanting Je-rry, Je-rry, Je-rry in exaltation my friend ;D +1
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Post by Snibull on May 18, 2012 13:17:04 GMT -5
What Happens in a Black Limousine... Episode 12345 05/17/12 In this episode, a limo driver hurts his billionaire boss when he reveals he's sleeping with the billionaire's wife and daughter. Later, a Hula dancer turns the picnic tables when she reveals she's sleeping with her mother's boyfriend. Finally, three leprechauns find themselves in a volatile love triangle. Saw that one on the news! Poor guy was crushed between his limo and his mansion   |
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Post by Snibull on May 18, 2012 13:23:41 GMT -5
Come on Snibull! I know you can think of something. How about, "Please help my Apple product hoarding family!" OK, that is too real. Everyone has an iphone, we have a mac book, mac desktop (is that even what it's called) and .... to show our craziness .... an apple sticker on the back of one of our vehicles. ...so itown... On this episode... apples vs the annoying orange  |
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Post by bellevue on May 18, 2012 13:41:09 GMT -5
"My sister has married a leprechaun. How can I help her?" This is so awesome, Jerry!  |
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Post by u03d on May 18, 2012 14:05:26 GMT -5
Thought you'd seen everything, on the next show 'man walks on water'  |
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Post by u03d on May 18, 2012 15:51:50 GMT -5
News of the World Headline ‘ Newcastle United manager spotted in unsavoury part of town’ Story goes something like this: Following his recent win of manager of the year, still dressed to the 9’s, Newcastle Manager is seen walking around the unsavoury part of town and eyewitnesses say he had taken a liking to one girl known only as ‘snooki’ On the next Jerry Springer show ‘Newcastle United Manager put to the polygraph test….What really went down’   |
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Post by satc06 on May 18, 2012 16:27:12 GMT -5
On the next Jerry Springer
Is it mass hysteria, a cry for attention, or toxic fumes from the dark area surrounding this town?
Jerry will speak with residents of the town that are suffering from short term memory loss and severe blindness
A cop, unable to find his precinct
A child forgetting where his school is at
People aimlessly walking the streets wondering what to do with letters in their hands
You wont believe the answer...
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Post by Mehurin on May 18, 2012 18:43:51 GMT -5
Next week! Jerry's great gender twister benderpalooza! Watch hundreds go at it in a hysterical state of revelation... They cry, they fight, they dance, don't miss it!
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Post by starlight on May 18, 2012 19:21:51 GMT -5
Jerry, my town 2 folks are possessed, they all walk forward in a straight line and can only make 90 degree turn
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Post by jonniva on May 18, 2012 19:30:56 GMT -5
Jerry visited my town this morning - and it was a good thing!
Next on Springer
Thanks Jerry! I am ecstatic at your visit.
The game pics with Springer captions are hysterical.
Who will Lizzie flame next? Put on your asbestos undies and find out on the next Springer.
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Post by sunshine on May 18, 2012 19:37:09 GMT -5
Thanks Jerry for all the franchises. With all these new shows ,your contract will be renewed for the next season. Good luck.
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and a lot of information will be out of date.
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and a lot of information will be out of date.
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