The Jerry Springer Show!!( CLOSED )

[cletsky27]

on the next jerry springer.." the wife's dillema: the difficulties when you live next to the playbunny mansion"

[kechibam]

"Parents dealing with mt2 addiction neglect to feed starving child for a wk!" coming up next...on Jerry Springer.

[jonniva]

What great ideas!
White and black limos in trailer parks! Find out what else you can get snagging free bucks by meeting singles in your area -- next on Springer.

[Moose Town]

Mayors selling their own children in exchange for more land.

[otis513]

Uncle daddies, trailer courts and reptilians.

[777bonnie777]

On the next Jerry Springer Show "Mt. Fugi Erupts and wipes out half of 777Bonnie777 town.

[Amstel Bear Hugs]

May 17, 2012 23:04:51 GMT -5 Moose Town said:

Mayors selling their own children in exchange for more land.

I just came back from visiting Moose Town. I didn't see any children, however I did see a lot of Elfs and Leprechauns coming out of the subway stations and Super Bullet Trains.

[newzealander]

"Jerry, my Ingenuous fetish for winding Yarn around Mooses' antlers while eating cAndy, Chocolate and Chilli in My Town, Geordieland, under the watchful eye of my Archangel and 3cats in March, has made me Pooyorkshitty"

[shotgunstina]

I talk to strangers.

Sometimes, I ask people for directions to somewhere I already know how to get to.

Next week, I have a feeling I am invisible.

I walk into oncoming traffic and cars move through me. I also walk into buildings and pools and magically appear on the other side.

[shotgunstina]

I keep plugging quarters into the ride in front of the mall to keep the creepy kid happy. Where are his parents anyways?

[newzealander]

May 17, 2012 23:04:51 GMT -5 Moose Town said:

Mayors selling their own children in exchange for more land.

+1 Moosey; eyeing up my daughter and thinking of a price as I type!

[jenn57]

Next week on Jerry.....Pet Plastic surgery to look like owners.

[adamstown]

+1 just for making me laugh at this thread.

"Cheating at the dog park with the cop left his badge at the station"

[maisey]

Lol.... All these line up make me laughed so hard ppl around me are curruntly giving me the funny look!!!

Up coming episode;
I married a ladyboy it's turn out she's a real lady..... What should I do??

[March Vegas]

"I found out that my dad is actually younger than me, but travelled from the future to make sure I was born so that one day I may lead the rebellion against the tirade of cybernetic organisms" ...........

"Ladiea and gentlemen, John Connor has come here today to discuss how his mother was locked up in a psyhchiatric unit and he and a cybernetic organism helped her escape......and apparently they were chased by a man made of liquid metal!

Find out after the break when we have the lie detector results...

We also have John's father Kyle Reese on the show, desperate to prove he did indeed father John Connor, DNA results later"

[c21davis]

I'm in love with my wife's transgender brother...on the next Jerry springer

[Marville]

School assembly Jerry talks to The Young Turks on the role their government should play in the schools of tomorrow

[jorule77]

Real life robin hoods. They DO exist.
How they change people's lives everyday.
On the next springer.

[Big Bridge 59]

ASSOCIATED PRESS BREAKING NEWS REPORT:
the producers of the "Jerry Springer Show: have been informed that the show might not air on schedule or even at all. Springer's mother has been kidnapped and being held for $10,000,000 bucks. Due to inconclusive facts, rumor has it that springer has been under an FBI investigation for the past 5 years. Supenas are being served to family, friends, and co- workers. My Town 2 field reporters are starting to investigate and trying to obtain any news to "our town" citizens as to what precipitated these events. There are a few local lawyers on hand if Springer should need representation.
My Town 2 residents and local officials are in disbeleif. Some of the local police force are still on temporary leave due to not being able to still find their 24 caret gold badges(now we know why.... did they sell them?) Could have our own Mr. Springer have uncovered some sort of criminal activity in the past being a "private lawyer"? I am sure Mr. Springer might have some sort of REWARD for any information leading to any significant information to help solve this on going investigation. The guantlet has been thrown down to help uncover any facts and return his mother safely. This investigation could entail a very SHORT or LENGTHY investigation. Good luck citizens. Now, we return you to your regularily scheduled program. Please stay turned to WMYT2, TV 2 for any new developing reports. The TIP HOTLINE is: 618-287-3261.

[The FER]

Next time on the Jerry Springer Show: "I always preferred the North East" - King Kenny In Toon Shocker